Cheap

The gammy eyed duck is very cheap,
that is not to say this is how he speaks,
he says "Quack"
A holy duck is he,
Ordained could he marry thee??
His intent to take over the world,
and to settle down with a lovely girl.

One day he was procrastinating,
he decided to buy himself some bling.
He looked pretty,
his jokes are pithy
One day he hopes to fly
Without falling into a pie.