Ribbet

Ducks are yellow,
And very mellow.
Even when they plan,
To destroy the world of man.

The Gammy eyed duck has a friend,
The Gammy eyed frog, and uncle Ben.
He has no name,
despite is mounting fame.

He is a happy duck,
He has no reason to say cluck.
If he had but one wish,
it would be to look rather swish.

Boys suck
I am a duck
My friend is a gammy eyed frog
He is scared of the cat Mog

I am in the mood
For irish food
Maybe i will take over Ireland
I find this plan to be grand

Cheap

The gammy eyed duck is very cheap,
that is not to say this is how he speaks,
he says "Quack"
A holy duck is he,
Ordained could he marry thee??
His intent to take over the world,
and to settle down with a lovely girl.

One day he was procrastinating,
he decided to buy himself some bling.
He looked pretty,
his jokes are pithy
One day he hopes to fly
Without falling into a pie.

by ben

There once was a duck with a gammy eye,
who one day decided to fly
But he couldn't quite see,
and flew into a tree
Thats the last time he'll give that a try.

there once was a duck with a gammy eye
then one day he forgot how to fly.
He found a magic flying mat,
fell off and went splat.
Yet still has plans for world domination.

Ben

Ben is tall and wears jeans
Occasionally he has the tendency to be mean.
His hair sticks up
And his friend is a duck
With a gammy eye

Quack

There was once a duck with a gammy eye,
He liked to say Quack,
Nothing rhymes with Quack.
Except
Black
Slack
Back
Track
Crack
Smack
Pack
Jack
Tack
Clack
Hack
Lack
Mack
Sack
Zack
Yak
Whack
I guess lots of words rhyme with Quack
Which is what the duck says

I am

I am a duck
World Domination is my plan
Society's trends i tend to buck
Food i love i raspberry flan

I'll start with wales,
Hmm to use quails?