chicken dance

the gammy eyed duck is sleepy
the gammy legged frog is ribbety
they sit in lectures learning
but secretly they are yearning
to dance the fuky chicken

spider

Spider
Spider
in the sink
there is no time to stop and think.

8 legs,
1 head.
And not a gammy eye to be had.

Zimmer Frame

Zimmer frame for the duck.
One too many feathers id get pluck
-ed, So he needed a little help,
So zimmer frame made out of seakelp

Salad!

Mr Llama man,
Salad!
His song,
A ballad!

He woo's
the ladies!
Especially,
Miss Daisy!

The Gammy eyed duck,
His rival!
Will this love make,
Survival?

Cold lectures

I said brr its cold in here,
Cold enough to chill a beer.

Icicikles hanging off my nose,
Clinking each time the cold wind blows.

Gammy eyed duck skating on ice,
Wishing he could eat a bowl of rice.

Writing poems instead of listening,
Martyn talking about The King.

Oh well its no longer cold,
I wonder if there will be mold?

yellow lectures

Oh dear,
Life is queer.
My brain has fuzz
All i hear is buzzzzz
I want to go home
I have a yellow phone

The Gammy eyed duck is Yellow

Tissues

Tissues
Bless you
I'm going to sneeze
Making a noise unlike a breeze

Tissues
Bless you
Darn hayfever
There aint no God named Shiva